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Nucleo: Mandor, hello! I thought you had left us for good.
Mandor: I have ventured here today, mountaindevil cur, because one of you RAU hooligans has stolen something from me and I demand that it be returned immediately.
Nucleo: Really? Who was it? What did they steal?
Mandor: I do not know who. After I was so rudely and undeservedly banished from this institution, I constructed my own lab outside of Grimmora. Someone broke into it last night and stole an object of great importance, and when I find out who it was...
Nucleo: Calm down. I'll help you find it, but we must verify the facts first. How do you even know it was someone from the RAU if you don't know who it was? The internet is a big place...
Mandor: I find your questioning tone suspicious, feline.
Nucleo: Me? But I didn't...
Jack: No one here stole Censorbot's CPU, Globber.
Mandor: A-HA! See?! The culprit has revealed himself through his hapless foolishness. I never said it was Censorbot's CPU that was stolen!
Jack: Yes you did.
Mandor: No I did not.
Jack: Yes you did.
Mandor: No I did not.
Jack: Dude. Yes you did. You so totally did.
Mandor: I DID NOT!!
Jack: Well, how do you know that I'm even right? If you know what it is that was stolen, then maybe you're the thief.
Mandor: Give it up. This is always the most foolproof way of outing a criminal. Only a complete idiot would dare suggest otherwise.
Jack: When I walked in to work this morning, the sign above the place said, "The RAU Gallery", not "Encyclopedia Brown".
Mandor: Hand it over, birdboy!
Jack: Look, genius, I don't have it! Either you said what it was and don't remember or it was easy enough to deduce. C'mon! Censorbot is the only thing of value that you own!
Nucleo: And it would probably be easier to steal just the CPU than the entire robot, since he can't function without it anyway...
Mandor: GRAARRRGHHH!!! I expect it to be returned within one hour. One hour!! If not, I will report all of your names to the FOUM MOUN and let them sort you out. You've been warned.
Jack: Oh no. Whatever shall we do?
Nucleo: Jack...I don't know if he did say what it was... Unless it was before I got here.
Jack: Actually, I just took a really wild ass guess.
Nucleo: Oh. Well, good guess!
Jack: At least that's what I guess I saw Calico King eating earlier this morning.
Calico: BRRAAAAPP!!!
Nucleo: Hm... Well, next time save me some, alright?

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